Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay
down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell
me what you see."
Watson said: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells
me that God is great and that we are small. Meteorologically, it
tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it
tell you?"
Holmes: "Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent!"
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