A man brings his dog to the vet. He says," Doctor! Doctor! My dog
won't move. I've tried everything. What's wrong with him?"
The vet looks the dog over and starts shaking his head. "I'm sorry,
sir, but your dog's dead," says the vet.
"What? You mean that's it?" says the man.
"Okay, we'll send our lab in." In walks a chocolate Labrador
retriever. He sniffs the man's dog and then starts shaking his head.
"What? That's all your gonna do?"
"Okay, we'll bring the cat in," says the vet. So a cat comes and
looks the dog over, and she, too, starts shaking her head.
"Okay, how much does it cost?" asks the man.
"Fifty dollars," replies the vet.
"What?! That's impossible! Why so much?" asks the sad owner.
"Well, it would have been ten dollars if you'd just taken my word for
it, but with the cat scan and the lab report, it's fifty."
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