...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you never see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
...why to shutdown windows, you have to click on "start"?
...why lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
...why the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
...when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
...why they're called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if flying it's so safe, why they call the airport the terminal?
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